THEJackBiggs

Hello ladies,
Look at your blog, Now at back at mine,
Look at your blog, Now back to me,
Sadly, your blog isn't mine,
But if you stopped whining about having a shitty blog
And started reblogging me,
Your blog could be like mine.
Look down, Back up,
Where are you?
You're on a blog.
A blog your blog could be like,
What's in your hand? Back at me,
What I have is a blog full of things you'll love,
Look again, This blog is now even better,
Anything is possible when you reblog something from me and not a lady.
I'm on a horse.

An italian, Frenchman, and American were gathered in a bar “last night i made love to my wife four times” the Frenchman brags “and this morning she couldn’t stop telling me how much she adored me”, “last night i made love to my wife six times” the italian replies ” and today she said she could never love another man” The American remained silent, and the Frenchman smugly asks “how many times did you make love to your wife last night?” “Once” says the American “only once?” the italian snorts arrongantly ‘And what did she say to you this morning?” “don’t stop”

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This is great. :DDd haha

Meanwhile, the Canadian is still going at it with his wife.

^^^

reblogging for that last comment.